Bro really thought time dilation on I-295 was going to save him from the morning stand-up. 💀 ​If you’re ever tempted to hit 108 mph because your boss threatens to make you work until 2042... just remember that county lockup has zero Wi-Fi and the coffee is way worse. ​Drop a ☕️ in the comments if you’ve ever felt this level of morning commute panic! ​#LOLgorithm #Shorts #ComedyReels #Relatable #WorkHumor